05 August 2008

Barack Obama for Childlike Emperor

A friend shared a link with me where you can go to generate your own inspirational Barack Obama quotations.

I thought it was important for Mr. Obama to address the current state of affairs in Fantasia, as he runs against the Childlike Empress for her position this year:

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"I think it's time we had a national conversation about Fantasia. We need to get past all the Swamps of Sadness and recognize that we are our own best hope for overcoming the Nothing. We need Falkors, not G'morks. Falkors are our imagination. And we need to have change in Fantasia."
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He goes on:

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"These people haven't had imagination for fifty years. So you can't be surprised if they get bitter and cling to their Swamps of Sadness and their G'morks and their the Nothing. That's what my campaign is about. Teaching all the little people in this country that they can have Falkors."
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I believe in the audacity of imagination; I believe in a new Fantasia. This is change we can believe in.

8 comments:

amanda said...

Yes we can!

Christina said...

ARTAX!!!!!

The Shark said...

"These people haven't had worthwhile literature for fifty years. So you can't be surprised if they get bitter and cling to their sexually-frustrated LDS girls and their outlets for hormonal fantasies and their Twilight novels. That's what my campaign is about. Teaching all the little people in this country that they can have book burnings."

The Shark said...

This one is less poignant, but I thought it was funny how one line turned out:

"You know, there's a lot of talk in this country about corruption. Well I think Americans are tired of the same old Scarecrows. Ordinary Americans believe in Harvey Dent, they want less Ra's Al Ghuls, they just aren't sure if their leaders believe in vigilanteism."

Allison said...

classic! I still want an ice cream cone.

JKC said...

Back 2 back posts. Way 2 go.

Not sent from my I-phone.

Stephanie said...

Those are hilarious.

ke said...

Did you just link Falkor and President-elect Barack Obama in my head forever? Thank you. (PS we need to discuss The Neverending Story. Asap.) And The Shark: Genius.